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dear poetry,: Humanity i love you because you would rather black the boots of...

dearpoetry:

Humanity i love you
because you would rather black the boots of
success than enquire whose soul dangles from his
watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both

parties and because you
unflinchingly applaud all
songs containing the words country home and
mother when sung at the old howard

jokeecards:

HAD TO POST THIS! 
The lady that asks you to donate money to help her save abused animals. And when you donate you get a free tote bag and journal or something like that. Why don’t you save the money on the tote and journal and put that money towards the hurt animals too? No thanks on the donation, I’ll volunteer myself.
Sorry to make it all serious but this picture is fuckin funny.

jokeecards:

HAD TO POST THIS! 

The lady that asks you to donate money to help her save abused animals. And when you donate you get a free tote bag and journal or something like that. Why don’t you save the money on the tote and journal and put that money towards the hurt animals too? No thanks on the donation, I’ll volunteer myself.

Sorry to make it all serious but this picture is fuckin funny.

Diggin’ my new sweat suit. Check out the pix

Diggin’ my new sweat suit. Check out the pix

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october17th-1972:

Eminem for president of  Ǝmerica.

v7p3r:

Mitch Hedberg Inspirational Posters Part 1

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v7p3r:

Mitch Hedberg Inspirational Posters Part 1

(Source: v7p3r)

dear poetry,: Humanity i love you because you would rather black the boots of...

dearpoetry:

Humanity i love you
because you would rather black the boots of
success than enquire whose soul dangles from his
watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both

parties and because you
unflinchingly applaud all
songs containing the words country home and
mother when sung at the old howard

jokeecards:

HAD TO POST THIS! 
The lady that asks you to donate money to help her save abused animals. And when you donate you get a free tote bag and journal or something like that. Why don’t you save the money on the tote and journal and put that money towards the hurt animals too? No thanks on the donation, I’ll volunteer myself.
Sorry to make it all serious but this picture is fuckin funny.

jokeecards:

HAD TO POST THIS! 

The lady that asks you to donate money to help her save abused animals. And when you donate you get a free tote bag and journal or something like that. Why don’t you save the money on the tote and journal and put that money towards the hurt animals too? No thanks on the donation, I’ll volunteer myself.

Sorry to make it all serious but this picture is fuckin funny.

LOL

LOL

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Diggin’ my new sweat suit. Check out the pix

Diggin’ my new sweat suit. Check out the pix

(via jarrettedward)

october17th-1972:

Eminem for president of  Ǝmerica.

(Source: magicsotragic)

v7p3r:

Mitch Hedberg Inspirational Posters Part 1

(Source: v7p3r)

v7p3r:

Mitch Hedberg Inspirational Posters Part 1

(Source: v7p3r)

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